Email Jokes
Do your friends and family email you jokes like this:
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One
night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his
reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go
to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the
child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She
agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
‘Spaghetti’ on the back. He would then arrange for the child support
payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. ‘Honey,
’she said, ‘You received a very strange post card today.’ ‘Oh, just give it
to me and I’ll explain it later,’ he said. The wife obeyed and watched as
her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
‘Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce.
I have no idea where this came from originally, but it’s pretty funny.
I much prefer these forwarded emails to the infamous chain letters. What if I don’t have 20 people in my address book to whom I want to send religious/political/racist/sexist/ignorant claptrap. Spam filters don’t catch this stuff either, because it’s typically sent from people you know and want email from, just not this kind of email. Has anyone figured out a filter for this kind of forwarded email? If they have, where can I get it?
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