Wacky Wednesday
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After yesterday’s post, I needed a lighter moment. If I have to suffer the dark side of stupid, then I’m definitely going to laugh at the funny stupid. Like these gems:
TRUE QUOTES FROM INDUHVIDUALS
"I wish life was in 3-D."
"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"
"I've already forgotten more than I'll ever know!"
"I'd rather be safe than sore."
"He smokes like a fish!"
"He's not the sharpest hole in the wall."
"My sister gave me a cream-colored couch, and honest-to-god
I hate it as much as life itself."
"I'm running around with a head like a chicken."
"It's going to be bad around here when the cows come home
to roost."
“Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.”
“I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.”
“The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the
environment. This is a good planet.”
“Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be
dying of something else anyway.”
“I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until
after he's dead. “
“Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either
hand.”
“I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until
after he's dead.”
“Secretaries for openings in college administrative areas.
Good typing, word processing helpful. Able to interfere
with faculty, staff, and students.”
“If people get a kick out of running down pedestrians, you
have to let them do it.”
“Four people were killed, one seriously, and eight more
received slight injuries.”
“Mattie's Restaurant and Yogurt Palace, "An alternative to Good Eating"”
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