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YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

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calcThis is pretty neat. I’ve seen it a few times in email chains, but it’s fun to do and doesn’t take too much time. I have seen some people claim to get incorrect results, but it worked for me.

DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute…

Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out!

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10).

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold).

3. Add 5.

4. Multiply it by 50 — I’ll wait while you get the calculator.

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759…
And, if you haven’t, then add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.

You should now have a three-digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e.: how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are:  YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)


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